FACT: High Heal Shoes Decrease Productivity In The Work Place
High Heel Shoes
Today a new study was released, showing high heal shoes make women 27.65% less productive in the workplace. These sexy pumps have been made a necessity in many professional work places across the United States. This accessory has been thought to present a more put together professional image completing any business casual outfit. The reality is that high heal shoes squeeze the female foot pressing on nerves that increase irritability making women less friendly toward each other in the workplace, rude toward customers on the phone and overall disgruntled with their job. The other problem with the shoe is the heal itself yielding little shock absorbs ion jarring the spine and brain. This leads to head ache and fatigue that could linger much past the length of the work day. The final problem with the high heal shoe is the poor engineering for speed. A women moves 4% slower on flat surfaces in these shoes and 6.8% slower down stairs. This study is catching employers attention banning shoes with heals and encouraging women to wear flats sandals or even flip flops.
FACT: Courts use DNA testing to assure it’s the real Lohan
Lindsay Lohan, July 12th, enjoying her last days of freedom before her stay at California's Century Regional Detention Facility.
Will the real Lohan please stand up?
In an unprecedented move, the LA courts have decided to DNA test Lindsay Lohan upon arrive for her 90-day jail sentence. “The court has decided Ms. Lohans consistent record of dodging enforcement combined with repeated criminal offences warrants the use of DNA verification.”
The test order, a first in the nation, is to ‘verify beyond a doubt” it is Lindsay Lohan who arrives to be incarcerated July 20th.
FACT: PMS Does Not Have To Be Deadly, Men Equip Thyselves
The PMS Monster
Most men in a relationship cower in fear one week out of every month. The dreaded week of PMS. During this week women become irritable, prone to explosive anger and sudden crying fits. Men need to know that this week can be survived if equipped with a proper survival kit.
This survival kit should include a large box of chocolates, a bouquet of flowers, a box of Kleenex, Tylenol, and an arsenal of supportive compliments to be shot down. The first thing a man must do during this touchy time of the month is to give his woman a bouquet of flowers telling her how amazing and beautiful she is, during this time when a woman looks in the mirror it is as if she is looking into a fun house mirror. She will not believe she is beautiful but, you are in danger if you don’t tell her.
When she quickly shoots this compliment down throw in the chocolate. Chocolate is known to help sedate a woman making her feel happier and more at peace. Once the chocolate wears off the crying will inevitably start, she will think she is mad at you so you must be there to tell her that you are sorry and give her the Kleenex. These steps are to be repeated in days 1-7. The last thing in the survival kit is the Tylenol. This is provided for the head ache you will develop while learning the perfect combination of administering survival kit contents.
FACT: Leaf Blowers a must own
Not just for the yard anymore
If you live in a state with all four seasons you MUST own a leaf blower. This simple piece of equipment has several household uses. There is of course the obvious for moving the leaves from your yard into the neighbors. You can also use them in the fall to clean out your gutters. Simply climb up your ladder and blow the leaves and garbage out of the gutters. In the winter time you can save hours of sweeping the snow off of your car by simply blowing the snow off. In the summer you can use it to dry off the dog after washing him in the hose or stir the chemicals in the swimming pool without ever having to get into the pool.
SO drop whatever you are doing and go buy a leaf blower now! You can’t afford to be without one!
FACT: Couples That LAN Together Stay Together
Husband and wife gaming together
Studies show that couples who participate in LAN gaming together are 37.3% more likely to stay together. Games such as World Of Warcraft, Battle Field Bad Company 2, and Team Fortress Two actually are strengthening relationships. These games allow couples to release frustration by killing other “bad guys” rather than fighting with each other. They also develop team work and problem solving skills within the couple.
Couples who LAN together are reported to have better 29% better communication skills and 67% less frustration towards each other.
Times ticking, save your marriage, game online!
FACT: Insurace Companies are Watching You On Facebook
Do you have a facebook?
The insurance company has hired a private investigator to do detective work on the women, following her around as she went about her daily business. The even had called other family members mimicking credit collectors to try and collect any dirt they could find.
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FACT: Thanksgiving Dinner; Good For Your Health
Plate of Thanksgiving Day dinner.
Contrary to popular beliefs the annual thanksgiving day gorge is not total diet suicide. Some of the Thanksgiving favorites are not as harmful as we have been brought to believe.
Pumpkin pie though it may be 1036 calories it is high in vitamin A and also a great source of fiber. The cranberries that are high in sugar and are sure to keep you wound up for the entire day (energy) are high in vitamin C. This is helpful in boosting your immune system.
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FACT: Hugging, the Cause of Aging
A Person Holding Up a Free Hug Sign, Ignorant of Harm He is Causing.
A new study out of the Winsor Institute of Science unlocks the secret to eternal youth.
There have been acids found in human skin that are found to encourage aging, wrinkles and skin erosion. These acids are transferred from one human to the next through the act of hugging, handshakes and human skin to skin contact.
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FACT: Blindside a Must See Includes Health Benefits
An Image from the movie The Blindside
Blindside is a must see feel good movie. Once you see it you will know the obvious uplifting spirit of the movie clears your mind of the negative feel of our nation’s current economic client and sets you up to be in a positive mindset that lasts for at least one evening quite possible longer. This study is undergoing further testing.
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FACT: Charlie Weis sticks it to Notre Dame
Charlie Weis upset at Notre Dame over office built for him
Those close to Charlie Weis are saying that “He wanted to stick it to Notre Dame, and he has accomplished it.”
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