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FACT: Bank of America raises customers IQ

Bank of America buys out Countrywide Home Loans

Bank of America buys out Countrywide Home Loans

Bank of America’s recent acquisition of Countrywide Home loans has proven once again to be an absolutely awful thing for consumers.

Bank of America is taking the “make everything more difficult” approach when dealing with customers in hope to build character, and overall intelligence of customers.  A Bank of America spokesperson said Monday afternoon “We are currently taking the simple easy to use countrywide system and converting it to our more complicated, intelligence building system.”

Bank of America, when questioned about why they would make a system more complicated and harder to make payments said “We just want to have the most smartest customers ever.”

Studies have shown that Bank of America is right in there view on the situation.  Companies that have implemented more complicated user systems have found that their customers are 15 IQ points more intelligent than companies with simple user systems.

So if you are looking to raise your IQ then please refinance your mortgage with Bank of America, and try to use their intelligence building system.

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