A couple of employees for Dunder Mitler slave away in lue of possibly not getting a check
Employees of Dunder Mitler scramble to try and find new business once hearing they might not be getting paid this week.
Dunder Mitler has found itself in a pickle with cash flow starting to run dry. They called all their employees in for an “all employee meeting” and let them know that they had to pay off an investor and it sucked all the cash reserves dry.
Spokes person for Dunder Mitler said “We heard word that if you call all your employees in to a meeting and told them that cash flow is running low and that they might not get paid for a week or so that they would be more inclined to work harder. We have fought for ways to gain productivity out of our work staff but all other efforts have fallen short. So we had nothing to lose.”
As crazy as it sounds, it seems to have worked. Dunder Mitler’s productivity is up 17.3% and their stock has been on the rise to $6.78 from $5.98 which is almost a dollar a share.
Employees unaware of the bluff believe that they could be losing out on pay checks. A couple employees have told us that “I am not scared of losing my job, which would be a blessing at this point. If they string us along for a month or so without checks then I wouldn’t be able to quit and miss out on unemployment. I cannot afford to not get paid for a month, so we are busting our butt to try and bring in extra business.”
Dunder Mitler said it is going to hold out till we can raise our customer base by 1000 new clients before we break it to the employees that everything is better and we can relax.
