A group of people firing the new Kill Joy pistol
S&W has announced that they will be adding the new “Kill Joy” line of pistols to there already extensive collection of fire arms.
The Kill Joy pistol currently available in a .38 Special and 9mm will be the first handgun ever to have the new electro A.C.C.U. (Applying Constant Satisfaction Unit) chip in bedded into its handle. The chip registers every time the pistol is fired and then emits an endorphin into the brain increasing the overall bliss for the user.
The company is able to do this much like your favorite workout machine. Higher end treadmills have handles that read your pulse. They use the same technology to implant the stimulation through the palm of your hand. The stimulation travels through the body and triggers the endorphins into the brain giving you that feeling of bliss.
The company is also working on adding this chip to other of your favorite caliber pistols like the .35, .40, .45, and .22. Also in development they are working on implementing this into your favorite rifles.
Users who fire the Kill Joy pistol get a higher satisfaction out of life.
