Women caught biting husband after watching The Twilight Saga: New Moon
Breaking News: The next installment of the Twilight Saga: New Moon has women raving mad.
There have been reports flooding into the AP about the side effects this movie has on women. It has been driving the women population in to a crazed frenzy after seeing the movie.
Doctors are calling it ‘New Moonitis’ and say that it doesn’t seem to have long term effects but the symptoms are quite bothersome to spouses and significant others. Some of the symptoms being reported are: biting, scratching, thinking they can fly, and wanting their spouse or significant other to cover their self in glitter.
Doctors say these symptoms are not dangerous and should subside after a week or so. If they have them for longer than a few weeks then take them to see ‘Where the wild things grow’ and that should straighten them out.
