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FACT: Twilight Saga: New Moon Giving Women Side Effects

Women caught biting husband after watching The Twilight Saga: New Moon

Women caught biting husband after watching The Twilight Saga: New Moon

Breaking News: The next installment of the Twilight Saga: New Moon has women raving mad.

There have been reports flooding into the AP about the side effects this movie has on women. It has been driving the women population in to a crazed frenzy after seeing the movie.

Doctors are calling it ‘New Moonitis’ and say that it doesn’t seem to have long term effects but the symptoms are quite bothersome to spouses and significant others. Some of the symptoms being reported are: biting, scratching, thinking they can fly, and wanting their spouse or significant other to cover their self in glitter.

Doctors say these symptoms are not dangerous and should subside after a week or so. If they have them for longer than a few weeks then take them to see ‘Where the wild things grow’ and that should straighten them out.

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18 Responses to “FACT: Twilight Saga: New Moon Giving Women Side Effects”

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  4. Blogging says:

    Where the first film leaned heavily on camp and the second faltered through caution and slickness, “Eclipse” moves confidently into the heart of the matter — a love triangle that causes a young woman to realize choices lead to consequences that cannot be reversed.

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  5. The Twilight Sage Eclipse did not disappoint. I liked Jackson Rathbone as Jasper Hale.

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  6. Rey Cimino says:

    Paul Jarrett as Mr. Biers in Twilight the Movie 3 is so cool.

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  7. Jan Halprin says:

    The Twilight Movie 3 is unbelievable. I liked Jackson Rathbone as Jasper Hale.

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  8. I & two of my friends went to see Twilight the Movie 3. Iris Quinn as Mrs. Biers was just cool.

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  12. OMG I just can’t hold myself from Watching The Bedroom Scene When Edward Tell Bella You Always Be My Bella , Then The kiss part is so Romantic. I Started To Cry.. Oh my I’m Going Crazy. I Love This series

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    Two of my friends & me went to see The Twilight Movie. We all liked Billy Burke as Charlie Swan the best.

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