FACT: New Moon original script included Edward as a zombie
New Moon Jacob Black played by Taylor Lautner was originally written as Zombie?
This week, Isabella “Bella” Swan and Edward Cullen return in Twilight’s sequel New Moon but one new character, Jacob Black, isn’t nearly as interesting as the original director’s script intended. That’s right, the dreamy buff werewolf was first written in as a decaying zombie.
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FACT: Meet Author of: ‘why wont my parakeet eat my diarrhea’
Google seach suggestion "Why won't my parakeet eat my diarrhea?" orginally written by Matt Hammond of Freeport New Jersey.
Google suggestions, the hints that appear under the search bar as you type in your search phrase, are normally quite helpful. Read the rest of this entry »
FACT: Talking To Much Causes Temporomandibular Joint Disorder (TMJ)
Barack Obama rubbing jaw after a trip to the doctors with symptoms of TMJ from making speeches
BREAKING NEWS: Hot off the press people, doctors just announced from the Landon medical conference of doctors reports that talking to much can cause TMJ.
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FACT: Not Paying Employees Raises Productivity
A couple of employees for Dunder Mitler slave away in lue of possibly not getting a check
Employees of Dunder Mitler scramble to try and find new business once hearing they might not be getting paid this week.
Dunder Mitler has found itself in a pickle with cash flow starting to run dry. They called all their employees in for an “all employee meeting” and let them know that they had to pay off an investor and it sucked all the cash reserves dry.
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FACT: Google’s ‘Go’ Programming Language Leak Hints at Mind Control
Google Go Gopher - Cute, but psychic?
DEVELOPING STORY: Go, the recently released open source programming language released by Google is touting some ground breaking new features. But among the initial docs, a section devoted to a ‘Thought Wave’ peripheral is making waves. Few details were given, but according to the docs, Thought Wave “is an experimental USB device that allows limited 2-way communicate with a human mind through ultra-low powered microwave beams.”
FACT: S&W Pistols Give Post Firing Bliss
A group of people firing the new Kill Joy pistol
S&W has announced that they will be adding the new “Kill Joy” line of pistols to there already extensive collection of fire arms.
FACT:Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 leads US out of recession
Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 released yesterday and is estimated to bring America out of recession
Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 is the latest release from Infinity Ward and published by Activison. This series has been one of the most successful in the entire first person shooter world.
FACT: Bank of America raises customers IQ
Bank of America buys out Countrywide Home Loans
Bank of America’s recent acquisition of Countrywide Home loans has proven once again to be an absolutely awful thing for consumers.
FACT: Man Hires Mesothelioma Lawyer, Sues Navy
Navy ship with pipes covered in asbestos. Harmful to seamen.
John Frankfurt hires a mesothelioma lawyer in hopes to sue the US Navy for negligence. Mr. Frankfurt claims that the Navy did not take every possible precaution to help protect him and others from asbestos which is now know as extremely harmful to your health.
FACT: New NASA Space Flight Goes Too Far
NASA Space Program
NASA has announced it’s plans to launch the 1st manned space craft with no intentions on returning to earth. The expedition code name 9x will be a fully functioning “Mini Space Station” launched with a traditional rocket engine from Cape Canaveral Florida on 5/22/2010.