FACT: California Student ’silent majority’ Loves 32% Tuition Hike
Tuition Hike Proponents sound off
Much coverage has been given to the recent protests spawning from the decision of California Universities to raise tuition rates. Yesterday several students were arrested during protest activities, but according to several students, this recent up rise does not represent the views of majority of students.
TUITION HIKE PROPONENTS SOUND OFF
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FACT: Cyber Monday Deals beat Black Friday Ads
Black Friday crowd lines up outside of Target
As traditional shoppers ready themselves for the pending Black Friday shopping bonanza, cost savvy shoppers are holding off for better online deals.
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FACT: Twilight Saga: New Moon Giving Women Side Effects
Women caught biting husband after watching The Twilight Saga: New Moon
Breaking News: The next installment of the Twilight Saga: New Moon has women raving mad.
There have been reports flooding into the AP about the side effects this movie has on women. It has been driving the women population in to a crazed frenzy after seeing the movie.
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FACT: Santa’s First in Line for N1H1 Vaccination
Santas line up for the N1H1 vaccination.
Santa’s from around the country are complaining about the lack of N1H1 vaccinations. They say they should be treated as top priority for the new N1H1 vaccinations.
Santa’s feel that they are on the same tier as care workers, teachers, and child care workers, and deserve to be put as top priority for the vaccine. Read the rest of this entry »
FACT: America Not so Fat, Lazy, and Dumb.
Ethiopian child gorging itself on sweets.
For the past 40 years Americans have been getting flak for being fat, lazy, and stupid. Well some of that is about to change. A news article released by the New York Times and backed by researched done by Arnold Wittmer of Berkly University have show conclusively that America is no longer the world’s fool.
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FACT: New Moon original script included Edward as a zombie
New Moon Jacob Black played by Taylor Lautner was originally written as Zombie?
This week, Isabella “Bella” Swan and Edward Cullen return in Twilight’s sequel New Moon but one new character, Jacob Black, isn’t nearly as interesting as the original director’s script intended. That’s right, the dreamy buff werewolf was first written in as a decaying zombie.
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FACT: Meet Author of: ‘why wont my parakeet eat my diarrhea’
Google seach suggestion "Why won't my parakeet eat my diarrhea?" orginally written by Matt Hammond of Freeport New Jersey.
Google suggestions, the hints that appear under the search bar as you type in your search phrase, are normally quite helpful. Read the rest of this entry »
FACT: Talking To Much Causes Temporomandibular Joint Disorder (TMJ)
Barack Obama rubbing jaw after a trip to the doctors with symptoms of TMJ from making speeches
BREAKING NEWS: Hot off the press people, doctors just announced from the Landon medical conference of doctors reports that talking to much can cause TMJ.
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FACT: Not Paying Employees Raises Productivity
A couple of employees for Dunder Mitler slave away in lue of possibly not getting a check
Employees of Dunder Mitler scramble to try and find new business once hearing they might not be getting paid this week.
Dunder Mitler has found itself in a pickle with cash flow starting to run dry. They called all their employees in for an “all employee meeting” and let them know that they had to pay off an investor and it sucked all the cash reserves dry.
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FACT: Google’s ‘Go’ Programming Language Leak Hints at Mind Control
Google Go Gopher - Cute, but psychic?
DEVELOPING STORY: Go, the recently released open source programming language released by Google is touting some ground breaking new features. But among the initial docs, a section devoted to a ‘Thought Wave’ peripheral is making waves. Few details were given, but according to the docs, Thought Wave “is an experimental USB device that allows limited 2-way communicate with a human mind through ultra-low powered microwave beams.”